Hobson's Choice
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Pool rules
We're back from vacation! For your edification, we collected odd signage in motel pools. Not the actual signs, but just some sweet quotes. All of the below appeared at different motels in the great state of Indiana.
"No cats or dogs in the pool."
"Not responsible for fading of swimwear."
And my personal favorite:
"Persons who have had diarrhea in the past two weeks shall not swim."
Re that particular pool, either the county health board needs some Freudian analysis or the poor pool cleaner had some interesting experiences because they also had this rule:
"Bathers leaving the pool to use the toilet shall take a cleansing shower before returning to the pool."
9:53 a.m. - 2006-07-07
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