Hobson's Choice
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My Exercise Plan for You
I would like to recommend a new exercise program to my fellow Americans. It's called the "Fall Off Your Front Porch Plan." All you have to do is fall off your porch and injure yourself moderately badly. Don't go whole-hog; it's not the "Spend the Summer in a Coma Plan."
What you will find with this plan is that you MUST exercise every single day. You will find that if you miss even one day, you will be cursed to hobbling around your home like a much older person. You will grunt pitifully every time you get up off the couch.
But if you get your daily exercise, no pain. And that is a much better motivator than a bulging waistline or a desire to live to 100.
10:20 a.m. - 2006-07-10
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