Hobson's Choice

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Our daughter, the doctor

Eleanor received a pretend doctor kit for Christmas, and she's already developed a specialty. She's a fertility specialist, in vitro (if she can keep this career up for the next 30 or 40 years, it could be good for her churchmouse parents, because those folks bring in the cash).

Eleanor insisted that I have a baby in my belly; when I told her that I do not, her response was to set up her clinic. And I have spent a lot of time now having babies injected into my knees. So the next time you see, do not worry about the size of my gams. I am merely carrying twins in my kneecaps.

She claims to have heard the heartbeat with her faux stethoscope.

2:33 p.m. - 2005-01-05
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